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Editorial
By Rick
Bishop
April 3, 2008--Good versus Evil. Truth versus Lies.
Real Change versus More of the Same. Ron Paul and Jesse Ventura
versus The Existing Power Structure?
Normally, I would avoid the hyperbolic,
biblical comparisons, but here they seem to fit. David versus
Goliath. A Slingshot's Chance in Hell versus The Big Guns.

A little truth. I don't believe that,
absent some dramatic event, something of truly revolutionary proportions
happening, Ron Paul has a chance of winning the Republican nomination, not
even with Governor Ventura riding shotgun. His only chance is to get
out, run as a third-party candidate, and then in order to win the
presidency, a truth-teller like Paul would need help from someone with
integrity, another truth-telling warrior willing to go to the mat for what he
believes, someone with a spine--someone like Jesse Ventura.

Governor Ventura is immensely popular.
During Tuesday night's interview with Larry King, an internet poll was
conducted asking if Governor Ventura should run for president.
Eighty-five percent of the respondents said "Yes!"
What do you say, Governor? The
revolution has already begun, and we need your help.
What do you say, America? Think we can
convince Congressman Paul to draft Jesse? Isn't it at least worth a
try? Or are you willing to settle for more of the same unfulfilled
promises and lies? I, for one, think it would be refreshing to be
able to believe what a candidate says, whether I completely agree with
said candidate's positions or not. I'm sick of these poll-watching,
finger-to-the-wind, spineless, party-line wimps being in charge of this
great country. How have we allowed this to happen?
Call me irresponsible, say that "if you don't
vote, don't complain," say whatever you like, but if there's no one worth
voting for, I'm not voting. I'll join the Governor and start
calling for "None of the Above"--and wait for the Revolution to truly
begin.
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