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Sometimes Life Makes You Long for Death ______________________ Stunningly Superficial: Why Cleveland (and just about everyone else) Hates Joe Scarborough so Much An in-depth report by Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter.
Joe claims he resigned his congressional seat in 2001 to spend more time with his kids; he tells us this again and again, ad nauseam, as if trying to convince himself. Oh, yeah, and there was also the matter of the dead girl found in his Florida office. . . . Click here to read more about this superficial man. __________________________ Archives: The Worst Cable 'News' Person in the World! Prince Harry Decapitates Matt Drudge! Hamas Jew-Hating Rabbit Video Poorly Produced Kucinich Arrested after Old-Style Brawl! Bright Cloud Destroys Texas Town Macho Man's Mountain of Bullshit Cheney Paving Way for Next War Quest Tries to Hang Himself from Genitals! An Apology to Our Many Readers Dazed Actress Threatens Chris Matthews! _____________________ |
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